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// happy Friday lovelies // ×
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i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

SEE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MAKE NO EFFORT TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN SPORTS FOR ME. WHILE IVE BEEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WAS FOR THE PAST ELEVEN YEARS

BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME OUT WITH YOU! YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OFFSPRING YOU CALL CHILDREN. DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT IT

WELL THEN COME WATCH THE GAME WITH ME AND THE GUYS BEXT WEEKEND. THEYRE ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN DELICIOUS HOMEMADE SPINACH DIP. IM SURE THEYD LOVE TO SEE YOU. AND IM SURE YOUD JUST LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF MY MONEY ON A MARRIAGE COUNCILOR

YOUR FRIENDS CARE MORE ABOUT THE FOOD I PUT TIME INTO MAKING THAN YOU DO. YOUR MONEY? OH. ID LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF /YOUR/ MONEY. ON A DIVORCE LAWYER!

IM CLOSING OFF THE BANK ACCOUNT UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE OUT YOUR EMOTIONS.

AND IM CLOSING MY LEGS UNTIL YOU DO THE SAME. GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH /KAREN/, IM SURE SHE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT. I DONT NEED A MAN THATS SO CONTROLLING AND DRAMATIC.

FINE. IM SURE YOUR LEGS WONT BE CLOSED FOR THE POOL BOY.

IM GOING TO HIT POST LIMIT IF YOU DONT STOP BEING SO STUBBORN. CAN WE JUST HAVE A HARRY POTTER MARATHON AND EAT PIZZA NOW?

I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THAT A LOT. How about tomorrow around 7pm ish my time?

Of course babe. Love you 😘
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ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

SEE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MAKE NO EFFORT TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN SPORTS FOR ME. WHILE IVE BEEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WAS FOR THE PAST ELEVEN YEARS

BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME OUT WITH YOU! YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OFFSPRING YOU CALL CHILDREN. DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT IT

WELL THEN COME WATCH THE GAME WITH ME AND THE GUYS BEXT WEEKEND. THEYRE ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN DELICIOUS HOMEMADE SPINACH DIP. IM SURE THEYD LOVE TO SEE YOU. AND IM SURE YOUD JUST LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF MY MONEY ON A MARRIAGE COUNCILOR

YOUR FRIENDS CARE MORE ABOUT THE FOOD I PUT TIME INTO MAKING THAN YOU DO. YOUR MONEY? OH. ID LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF /YOUR/ MONEY. ON A DIVORCE LAWYER!

IM CLOSING OFF THE BANK ACCOUNT UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE OUT YOUR EMOTIONS.

AND IM CLOSING MY LEGS UNTIL YOU DO THE SAME. GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH /KAREN/, IM SURE SHE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT. I DONT NEED A MAN THATS SO CONTROLLING AND DRAMATIC.

FINE. IM SURE YOUR LEGS WONT BE CLOSED FOR THE POOL BOY.

IM GOING TO HIT POST LIMIT IF YOU DONT STOP BEING SO STUBBORN. CAN WE JUST HAVE A HARRY POTTER MARATHON AND EAT PIZZA NOW?
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ashyybrooke:

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realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

SEE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MAKE NO EFFORT TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN SPORTS FOR ME. WHILE IVE BEEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WAS FOR THE PAST ELEVEN YEARS

BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME OUT WITH YOU! YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OFFSPRING YOU CALL CHILDREN. DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT IT

WELL THEN COME WATCH THE GAME WITH ME AND THE GUYS BEXT WEEKEND. THEYRE ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN DELICIOUS HOMEMADE SPINACH DIP. IM SURE THEYD LOVE TO SEE YOU. AND IM SURE YOUD JUST LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF MY MONEY ON A MARRIAGE COUNCILOR

YOUR FRIENDS CARE MORE ABOUT THE FOOD I PUT TIME INTO MAKING THAN YOU DO. YOUR MONEY? OH. ID LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF /YOUR/ MONEY. ON A DIVORCE LAWYER!

IM CLOSING OFF THE BANK ACCOUNT UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE OUT YOUR EMOTIONS.

AND IM CLOSING MY LEGS UNTIL YOU DO THE SAME. GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH /KAREN/, IM SURE SHE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT. I DONT NEED A MAN THATS SO CONTROLLING AND DRAMATIC.
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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

SEE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MAKE NO EFFORT TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN SPORTS FOR ME. WHILE IVE BEEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WAS FOR THE PAST ELEVEN YEARS

BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME OUT WITH YOU! YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OFFSPRING YOU CALL CHILDREN. DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT IT

WELL THEN COME WATCH THE GAME WITH ME AND THE GUYS BEXT WEEKEND. THEYRE ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN DELICIOUS HOMEMADE SPINACH DIP. IM SURE THEYD LOVE TO SEE YOU. AND IM SURE YOUD JUST LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF MY MONEY ON A MARRIAGE COUNCILOR

YOUR FRIENDS CARE MORE ABOUT THE FOOD I PUT TIME INTO MAKING THAN YOU DO. YOUR MONEY? OH. ID LOVE TO SPEND MORE OF /YOUR/ MONEY. ON A DIVORCE LAWYER!
realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

SEE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MAKE NO EFFORT TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN SPORTS FOR ME. WHILE IVE BEEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WAS FOR THE PAST ELEVEN YEARS

BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME OUT WITH YOU! YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OFFSPRING YOU CALL CHILDREN. DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT IT
realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN. WHAT. IS. SO. WRONG. WITH. GOING. OUT. TO. WATCH. THE. GAME. YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH THOSE SOAP OPERAS AND STARE AT THE POOL BOY WITH YOUR BINOCULARS. WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DUMB SPORTS. THEYRE NOT EVEN FUN TO WATCH. AT LEAST THE POOL BOY ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS.
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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

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ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.

FINE. TAKE THE KIDS WHILE YOURE AT IT. WITHOUT YOU NAGGING AND THEM SCREAMING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO RELAX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS

AS RELAXED AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU’RE OUT AT THE BAR GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HOME WITH ME?
realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.

FINE. RUN TO YOUR MOTHERS LIKE ALWAYS. SHES NEVER LIKED ME SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT IM SURE

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS? YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN IM UPSET. CALL ME WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL.
realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

realgangsterswearpinstripes:

ashyybrooke:

i’m pretty sure Walter is a forever puppy

Dude I went online and used this calculator where you put in your puppy’s weight and age and it tells you how much they’ll weigh full grown. He’s gonna be 4 pounds

oH MY GOD ELLIE. I NEED TO MEET THE TINY LIL WALNUT

COME VISIT ME DAMMIT

IM WORKING ON IT. Trying to get tickets to see the 1975 in Chattanooga next month, go with me if I can get two!

OKAY

AND SKYPE THIS WEEK. I MISS YOUR FACE

TOMORROW AT APPROX 7PM MY TIME

ITS A DATE ❤️

ILL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU COOK DINNER

FIND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE KIDS AND ILL COOK WHATEVER YOU WANT

DAMMIT ASHTON I CANT GET A BABYSITTER ON THIS LATE OF NOTICE. ASK YOUR MOTHER IF THEY CAN STAY WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT

DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE. I CANT PLAN EVERYTHING

DAMMIT I WORK ALL DAY AND PAY THE BILLS AND BUY YOU NICE THINGS

WHILE I WATCH THE KIDS, COOK, CLEAN AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

FINE. I PAID FOR THE COUCH I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT

JUST LIKE YOU PAID AND USED THAT WHORE KAREN LAST WEEKEND? YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YOU LEAVE KAREN OUT OF THIS. YOU HAVENT PAID ME ANY ATTENTION IN YEARS DAMMIT I HAVE NEEDS.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BELIEVING YOU WHEN YOU SAID OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS WORTH THE DISTANCE AND I COULD TRUST YOU. I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING MY WIFE TO PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. YOUVE BEEN WEARING THOSE SAME SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS

IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD. SWEATPANTS ARE ALL THAT FIT AND /YOURE YELLING AT ME FOR IT?/. THATS IT. IM STAYING AT MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU WORK OUT THESE “PROBLEMS” AND FIND OUT IF OUR MARRIAGE IS WORTH IT.
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